People ask me why my neck is tilted forward when I walk. They tell me I should stay erect and proud, because it shows self-confidence.

Well I say fuck em.

A shoulders back, chest front and head high posture shows that you see yourself above of your surroundings. But the case is, a human is a speck of consciousness in an overpopulated world in a solar system in a galaxy of galaxies which has probably infinitely many alike instances of itself.

Attending this very posture shows that you wasted your life meddling with your irrational feelings and shallow social interactions; and finally found a soothing answer to make your shallow conscience comfortable, or should I say, masturbate your ego and started to stand “erect and proud”. This posture is a blatant representation of one’s inability to observe, analyze and appreciate the sociological and scientific phenomena around oneself.

On the other hand, a neck tilted forward eliminates this fallacy and represents a humble and interested attitude for the grand mechanism that surrounds a human. It nourishes scientific inquiry into ones soul.